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Posted: Tue Sep 9th, 2008 05:52 am |
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Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family
tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special
day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their
first legal drink.
So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his
pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped
out of the boat and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him
to safety.
Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I
walk 'cross the lake like my pappy his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your
father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January,
when the lake is frozen, and you were born in
July, you moron.
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