[size=A young boy was walking on the side of a road carrying a wild turkey under one arm. A DNR Officer pulled along side and asked the boy why he had this turkey, the boy replied, what turkey?]
[size=The DNR Officer kindly replied, the one under your arm son. OH that turkey the boy said. ]Now listen son the DNR Officer said, its not turkey season so what are you going to do with that turkey. Frustrated with the boy the DNR Officer said what ever you do to that turkey son I will do to you, break its leg and I will break your leg, break its wing and Ill break your arm. SO NOW son what are you going to do with that turkey? After a thoughtful moment the boy replied, I think Ill kiss its ass and let it go.
